h0llo:

hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

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grossanatomy93:

when someone unzips your pants

image

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theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

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coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

coolator:

LEVANTARSE 

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

Anonymous said: how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

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justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake laughs as Jay-Z shows off his impression of a drowning puppy

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake laughs as Jay-Z shows off his impression of a drowning puppy

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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

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monobeartheater:

the stars on the american flag are actually asterisks for all the restrictions on the freedom it boasts

  • juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?
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lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

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