Sam the Superhero

Hey you!
Sam here. I see you've found my blog, or you're just lost... either way...
Welcome, hope you like it.

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Ask me anything

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vikingsarebetter:

Don’t let them in.Don’t let them see.Be the good dad you always have to be.Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.Make one wrong move and everyone will know.

vikingsarebetter:

Don’t let them in.
Don’t let them see.
Be the good dad you always have to be.
Conceal, don’t feel. Put on a show.
Make one wrong move and everyone will know.

nosdrinker:

back at it again at krispy kreme

nosdrinker:

back at it again at krispy kreme

(Source: el-dead-soul)

fuckmestupid:

This kid is going places.

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

destroyerofhopesanddreams:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

your brother has some kind of super genetics we must use him for breeding purposes

enlarging:

The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.

(Source: hvted)

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(Source: moretoonsgifs)

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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32chainz:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

(Source: oreoofficial)

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

lion:

this nigga drake brought a lint roller to a basketball game lmaoooo

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

(Source: edisonhatesme)

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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